Six Ways to Pretend You're Busy At Work

I came across with this article and as i read i find it very true... Me as a " hard working sleepless industrious employee" duh!....There were really times that i am doing nothing so as you who are reading this article. Some of us has or have bosses who always wanted to see their employees buzy buzy buzy even if they do nothing....Well spare me...my boss is a bit different he doesn't want to see me faking my busyness...he told me if your not busy do something worthwhile and productive...read....and learn from it. What is important for him is "result, efficiency and effect" of my job to the company.

My advise for those who's boss is a real ambiquous, vague, confusing, hazy wooly booly bosses...take this advise from me...follow this simple steps to look and pretend busy at work.....enjoy

The 6 Ways To Pretend You’re Busy At Work

1. Always walk with 3 folders in your hands, even if the folders are empty.
· People with folders in their hands look like people going to meetings.
· People with nothing in their hands look like they’re doing nothing.
· And people with a newspaper in their hands look like they’re going to the toilet.

2. Always leave your entire cubicle messy.
· Build huge piles of folders on your desk.
· Build stacks of books on the floor, even if you never read them.
· People around you will think you’re overworked.

3. Always look harassed.
· This will give your bosses the impression that you’re really stressed out because of work.

4. Send important emails to your boss at wee hours of the morning.
· Set your alarm clock at 2 AM, send the email, and go back to sleep.
· Your boss will be so convinced you’re such a hard worker.

5. Sigh loudly when many other people are around.
· Give the impression that you’re under extreme pressure.

6. In your conversations, say technical words even if you don’t understand them.
· For example, if an officemate complains that the internet is slow,
· say, “It’s because of nanotechnology and the 2nd Law of Physics.”
· You can speak gibberish, and you’ll still sound impressive.